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NCAA NEWS (5:22)

• An extended crack or correct about basically every routine at that insane Oklahoma/Florida meet
  • A fall is a fall is a fall is a fall is a fall
  • Confusion about the code of points and rules used to judge NCAA (also from the actual judges, apparently)
    • Rules Modifications for NCAA
• • The deductions that should have been taken in an example routine from this preposterous display of scoring
• More Hall of Fame crack with UCLA and Oregon State
• The worst crime of the whole weekend: UCLA’s leotards
• Sad crack: the underscoring of Sarah Shaffer’s perfect Y1/2 
• Anger come-down: Oregon State’s death by hugging, Emily Muhlenhaupt’s 9.975 on bars, and Lexy Ramler’s perfect beam 
• The SHOCKING TRUTH about NCAA scores in 2019
• Bowling Green wins this week’s random stick-themed nonsense award

MINI-COMMISSION The Anti-Wolf Turn (1:09:41)

• Abzug has commissioned a segment all about turns, asking most crucially, do any less ugly turns have the same difficulty as wolf turns? Oh my yes. We discuss. Jessica talks about backspins. A good time is had by all. 

MEET NEWS (1:26:21)

• Ana Padurariu is the new all-around champion of Elite Canada, Ellie Black has a million floor pass options just because she can, and junior Zoe Allaire-Bourgie competed with the seniors due to awesomeness and took 3rd AA. 
• Kristal Uzelac Bodenschatz competed at the Buckeye Elite qualifier after five months of training, and we highlight all the newest qualified elites
• News on Maile O’Keefe and Adeline Kenlin

GYMTERNET NEWS (1:37:52)

• Annie Heffernon is the permanent senior vice president of the women’s program
• Michigan Radio NPR: Federal Regulators release report citing 21 instances of Clery Act violations by Michigan State
• North Korea is considering participating in the Korea Cup in South Korea
• New York has passed the Child Victims Act
• Oleg had all the surgeries again
• Diego Hypolito says, “it seems that the Brazilian athlete has no value”
• Jessica makes Spencer talk about a feel-good story and he barely knows what to do
• Simone Biles is a badass (duh)
• Updates on post-birth college gymnastics, leadoff 10s, and beam music

FURTHER READING

• 2019 NCAA Rules Modifications
• 2019 NCAA Judges Cheat Sheet
• Week 5 Ranking Notes
• Sunday Live Blog – February 3, 2019
• Saturday Live Blog – February 2, 2019
• Friday Live Blog – February 1, 2019
• Things Are Happening – February 1, 2019
• Roster Notes – Week 4
• Only the Best – Week 4

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