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261: 2017 U.S. Classic




Spencer, Lauren, and Jessica discuss everything important and unimportant that happened at Saturday’s U.S. Classic.

    • Our favorite, favorite, favorite future presidents
      • Emma Malabuyo basically Simone-ed the entire junior and senior fields
      • The glory of Kara Eaker on beam
      • Annie Beard wins the performance award of the meet
      • Gabby Perea won bars WITHOUT EVEN DOING A DISMOUNT
      • Jay Jay Marshall channeled Kennedy Baker with her Dos Santos
    • Surprises who rocked our worlds
      • Audrey Davis unites the magic of China and Ukraine on bars
      • Madelyn Williams has presence on floor and a bars that’s ready for seniors
      • Lilly Lippeatt and Love Birt are tiny adults made of perfection
    • Moments of the meet
  • Lauren’s inside scoops from the Hopes competition, including the girl who threw off her crutches and tried to do a bars routine and the newborn baby who will soon rule us all on beam.

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    • Jessica is NOT HAPPY about gymnasts being allowed to pass compulsories and compete elite when they don’t have the foundation to compete safely.
    • The big winners of the meet
    • Gymnasts that made us burst into a standing ovation
    • We give out the Simone Biles 2013, Classic Doesn’t Really Matter awards
    • Major trends we noticed in routine composition and judges doing their job


  • Russia repeats as champions at EYOF (European Youth Olympic Festival)
  • The Olympics are coming to LA in 2028. Yea or Nay? We discuss.
  • The FIG Executive Committee announced the JUNIOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
    • How many people should be on each team? And is it 50?
  • That video of Simone getting her wisdom teeth out. We translate.
  • There’s going to be a SIMONE BIOPIC. Memo to producers: we’ve already cast all the parts.


The winner of the Norbert’s sectional beam  is Laura Dahlin! Thanks so much to Laura and to Norbert’s for supporting the show!


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6 years ago

While I was completely impressed with Emma Malabuyo, Maile O’Keefe had a fall on beam and a mistake on bars and still received second place. I think she is still right up there in scoring with Emma and Gabby Perea when she is back. I can’t wait for these juniors to become seniors!

6 years ago

This is in response to your comments on the LA public transportation system. The LA system is not as bad as your comments make it out to be. The system is rapidly expanding and there will be a train station, bus rapid service or shuttle service to all the sports venue locations. If you check the source there is an article on how the LA system will look like in ’28 . The subway is going to reach UCLA where the athlete’s village will be and there is already rail at USC, the Coliseum and Universal City where the media center will be located. Back in ’84 LA was able to prevent congestion by providing shuttle service to all sports venues and many fans took advantage of that. There is a video that details how big of a success it was and how well it was organized

Also, in regards to pollution if you check the ’84 team optional video on YouTube they have an aerial shot of LA after every commercial break and the smog is so dense you can hardly see anything. It was seriously bad back then.

6 years ago

Elon Musk is not Russian. He is in fact South African, but also holds Canadian and US passports I believe.

6 years ago

Re: Simone biopic
You guys, you didn\’t talk about who will play MARTHA in the movie. She is guarenteed to play a big role. Discuss, please.

6 years ago

Why is there no time so we can skip the stuff we dont wanna hear? Usually you have at this time this is discussed?

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